A Greenhouse To Die For: 1991 Daimler DS420 Hearse

There are so many jokes that can be made about this next feature, but there is only so much time in the day...so I am going to let YOU put all the bad puns in the comments below.  Find this 1991 Daimler DS420 Hearse here on eBay bidding for $10,000 in St Albans, VT with 3 days to go.

Happy Halloween: 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse

Happy Halloween DT readers, I do hope you are enjoying the festival of All-Hallows'-Eve.  Today is the day when kids dress up as their favorite super hero, young adults dress down in sexy fill-in-the-blank costumes (hey, nice sexy Donald Trump outfit lady), and old people subsidize the candy, dental, and insulin industries -- basically a win-win-win for everybody!  Here, we celebrate Halloween with ghoulish rides like this 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse found here on eBay offered for $3500 buy-it-now in Alberta, KS.

5k: Heavenly Ride: 1992 Buick Roadmaster Estate Hearse

Personally I don't fall into the subset of folks who believe its cool to drive around in a hearse like their skeleton horse was at the skeleton vet, best friend is a small cloak wearing rat, and when they speak the words come out in ALL CAPS -- but if I did, I'd probably drive something like this 1992 Buick Roadmaster Estate Hearse offered for $4,950 buy-it-now or best offer, located in Eureka, MO via ebay.  Tip from tian647.

5k: Hearse When I Laugh: 1979 Mercedes-Benz W123 Wagon

What could be better than a classic Mercedes wagon, with Euro bumpers, long wheelbase, diesel power and a manual transmission?  They are great cars if you like driving slow, and what if you had an additional few thousand pounds to lug around in the form of a hearse conversion?  Time for another Sunday Sanity Check on this one...if you'd drive this...you are certainly insane.  Find this 1979 Mercedes-Benz  W123 Hearse offered for $5,800 in Silverlake, CA via craigslist.

15k: Lincero Hearse? 1959 Lincoln Continental Hearse

Of the 200 billion stars in our local Milky Way galaxy, astronomers with high powered telescopes predict that there are billions of planets similar in size and composition to our own planet. Given enough time we would assume that the local humanoid inhabitants would do one of two things; launch sinister spacecraft to subjugate earth's inhabitants or build a series of Lincoln Continental style El Caminos Rancheros for hearse duty...and thankfully the inhabitants of local Alpha Centauri Bb (the folks on the scientific extrasolar planetary naming committee really need to recruit someone from Hollywood to name these things for them..Bb..really?) have chosen the later path and a nearby wormhole zipped this one onto our planet.  Find this 1959 Lincoln Continental hearse for sale in Gambrills, MD, USA, Planet Earth, 3rd Planet from the Sun, Inner Rim of the Orion Arm, Milky Way, the Known Universe...via ebay (the ebay) currently bidding at $12,000 reserve-not-met with 4 earth hours to go.

Overpriced: 1929 Cadillac Funeral Coach Horrorod

With only 2 days left before Halloween, we at the Daily Turismo are willing to remove the standard DT price cap for Horrorod submissions and go hog wild.  Without further ado, we would like to present the following Horrorod; a 1929 Cadillac Funeral Coach for sale in Buenos Aires, Argentina for $28,000 buy-it-now on ebay. (Big thanks to reader Andy L)

 

DTween 5k: Motorcycle Hearse Trailer; Horrorod

If a full sized hearse won't fit in your driveway, and a VW powered casket-car isn't moving enough for you - perhaps you should consider this unspecified model year Motorcycle Hearse Trailer located in Belle Fourche, SD currently for sale on ebay bidding starts at $3,000, reserve-not-met.

5k DTween: 1970 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse Horrorod

As we continue the countdown to Daily Turismoween we would like to feature another Horrorod, this time one that was prepared by the factory to deal with zombies.  This 1970 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse is for sale in Washington, IN, currently bidding on ebay for $1,125 reserve-not-met with a buy-it-now of $5,000.