Sunday, June 21, 2015

Half Priced: 1996 Opel Astra B 1.4 16V Sport

Been a busy day for the DT team, so here is a half-baked attempt at a joke.  Find this inexplicably bisected 1996 Opel Astra B 1.4 16V Sport here on eBay bidding for €1,600 ($1,800 USD -- wow the exchange rate is great these days!! What gives??) located somewhere in the old world with 4 days to go.


The best thing about hacking the rear section of a front wheel drive car is that you lose none of the cold weather performance that they are so universally lauded for.  Just slap some roller skates or a bobsled skid on the back and you've got the perfect city car. 



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6 comments:

  1. BobinottJune 21, 2015 at 4:12 PM

    Why waste all those cut-off discs? All you need are a couple of McDonald's trays:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-MSm1PI_w

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  2. AnonymousJune 21, 2015 at 5:52 PM

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCBpNMJdKecj46Y2g

    Apparently this guy cut everything in half during a divorce. I guess this was his half of the car.

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  3. ReneJune 21, 2015 at 6:30 PM

    So is it now a coupe, roadster, or hatchback?

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  4. j.rollaJune 21, 2015 at 7:03 PM

    Not going too far without a gastank.

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  5. AnonymousJune 22, 2015 at 10:33 AM

    It's actually a PR stunt by some german lawyers. Haha. very. funny.
    https://anwaltauskunft.de/magazin/gesellschaft/panorama/1047/we-are-martin-g/

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  6. UnknownJune 23, 2015 at 6:10 AM

    Mmmm...BBQ meatballs.

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/YtzSKQL.png?1[/img]

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