You come across some odd stuff surfing Craigslist. This lot of 30 Mopar B-body cars for sale in Rhinebeck, NY via craigslist certainly qualifies. It would be interesting to find out the back story here. It is a safe bet to say the seller is unmarried from looking through these pictures. This hoard of cars and parts would be prime subject matter for an episode of either the Discovery channels shows Graveyard Carz or Lord of the Car Hoards.
The X-90 was Suzuki's Sidekick/Escudo based replacement for the outgoing
Samurai and it was setup on a longitudinal
engine configuration with an optional 4X4 transfer case. It might have looked like just another front wheel drive lifted econobox masquerading as a compact SUV, but it actually has legitimate 
The BMW 2002 is one of those all-time greats that represents what was possible when an automaker got the whole package just right. It's compact but roomy, sporty yet practical, good looking but not flashy, reasonably powered, spry handling, and easy to maintain. Values for these are all over the map at the moment, but trending upwards (see this DT Market Update for examples). The seller of this car hopes to cash in on that trend, by listing a car recently built for him by an ex-WWF wrestler and friends for a Discovery Network TV show called Lords of the Car Hoards. Find this 1970 BMW 2002 for sale in Salinas, CA for $18,000 "or reasonable offer" via craigslist.