

People always say that "
children are the future," but let me tell you, that is a load of horsepucky. The future for all of us is a one-size-fits-all pine box or an 1800 degree oven (aka Cajun burial), but before that, statistically speaking, you are a gonna spend some time reclining in a hospital bed while people prod and poke your internals. Then those worthless kids are gonna pull the plug on your atrophying corpse and start dividing your stuff into lots. To make things worse, children (yours too) are foolish and do really stupid stuff, just look at what this next kid did. He (she?) took a 1985 Chevrolet Caprice and turned it into some kind of El Chupacabra / El Camino custom, find it
here on eBay
for $14,500 buy-it-now, located in Jacksonville, FL.