15k Mayan Carpocalypse: 1967 Dodge Monster Pickup Truck

Unless the Mayan apocalypse is planned for another time zone, 12/21/12 has come and gone without any major episodes of carnage, unless you consider the inevitable divorce of Demi-Kutcher an ill sign.  We do think the divorce is a sign of good things and therefore want to celebrate that the world didn't end by jumping a monster truck off of a huge ramp and re-entering the atmosphere at such a speed as to turn into a world ending impact with the surface.  The clear winning choice of monster truck for sub-orbital duty is this 1967 Dodge Monster Show Truck currently bidding on ebay for $17,600 with 1 day to go.

20k Mayan Carpocalypse: GRX Interceptor, Originally $1.8 Million

If you thought the Mayan Carpocalypse was behind us...well you'd be wrong because we spend good effort on that logo image and it won't just be used once a year like the ill-fated loony-labor-day theme.  Here to continue the preparation for the end of days is a car built for one of the horsemen of the apocalypse - a undisclosed model year GRX Interceptor, built by Tommy 'The Greek' Mouzes, and now for sale in Lancaster, CA, currently bidding on ebay for $20,100 reserve-not-met with less than 1 day to go.

5k Mayan Carpocalypse: 2002 Nissan Xterra Supercharged Zombie Proof Truck

Today is December 21, 2012 - what is supposed to be the end of the world and while some spend the day hunkered down holding our pillows - it could be a great time to pickup a car...or take out a huge loan.  (Side note:  the apocalypse will be foreshadowed by a exponential increase in short term lending rates because the devil won't let his bankers lose that much money -- ergo, the world won't end today).  Prepare for the apocalypse with this 2002 Nissan Xterra Supercharged SE with Zombie proofing currently offered on ebay for $7,500 or best offer.