The final Loony Labor Day feature for this year comes out on
Labor Tuesday...is that a real thing..? Nope, just made it up. However, there is precedent because the first Labor Day was celebrated on a Tuesday in 1882 - actually the work of a NYC Labor Union flexing its muscles and "sticking it to the man." Similar celebrations occur all over the world but in the form of pre-summer "May Day" celebrations, but the "Man" was anxious to not allow this sort of nonsense to blossom into full scale riots, so he usurped the holiday and created a national "Labor Day" holiday. You can read a dry rendition written by the "Man" himself on the
Department of Labor website, but you've probably got better things to do...like read about the pair of
Buick and Pontiac Donks for sale in the SF Bay Area via craigslist.
Tip from Kaibeezy.
The third and final generation Lincoln Town Car was sold from 1998 until 2011. Panther platform fans, taxi companies, and police departments all over the US bemoaned the eventual death knell of body of frame Town Car, Crown Vic, and Grand Marquis. Town Cars came stock with 16" wheels fitted with tall smooth riding 60 series tires. Today's feature goes way in the opposite direction by fitting a absolutely bananas set of 26" wheels and rubber band tires to donk out this poor TC. Find this 1998 Lincoln Town Car for sale in Orange, NJ for $4,495 or B/O via eBay. 
