Doctor Ordered Sale: 1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham

If you surf craigslist on a regular basis, you've probably seen everything. People claiming all kinds of stuff that clearly isn't true (this is one of one) and then random threats director at strangers (if nobody buys it, I'm going to polish the headlights and then double the price)...but this next advert has something I've never seen before...a seller who claims he is dying and needs to dispose of his car collection in a "pre-death" estate sale so his next of kin doesn't have to bother...and while I respect the sentiment, I'm kinda horrified.  Not horrified enough to NOT post this...but wow. Find this 1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham offered for $5400 in Live Oaks, GA via craigslist. Tip from Rock On!

Talk Derby to Me: 1965 Chrysler New Yorker Wagon

Being born and raised in the craigslist city where this car is listed, it's completely unfathomable to me that this thing hasn't been demo derbied yet. You see, the Newport and New Yorker were extremely close to the universally outlawed Imperial, however, they retained legality in nearly all derby championships. Find this alternative to the almighty Impala, a 1965 Chrysler New Yorker Wagon in Apex, NC for $5,500 via craigslist.

Missour-uh Plum: 1987 Chrysler New Yorker Turbo

In all my years of surfing craigslist for used cars, I can't say I've ever seen a car described as "1-owner Missouri" before today.  Sure, we've all seen cars described as California owned, or an Arizona car...but Missour-ee? Is the starting point of the Oregon Trail really a good place to keep a car?  Or do the cold snowy winters and hot humid summers mean that only the best Ziebarted and garaged cars will survive the EF5 tornadoes that sweep through the area on an annual basis?  I dunno...but I do know that this is one cherry turbo Mopar.  Find this 1987 Chrysler New Yorker Turbo offered for $3,900 in Atlanta, GA via craigslist. Tip from Matt.

Bottom of the Barrel: 1989 Chrysler New Yorker

When you need a car and have less than $500 to spend, you are going to end up scraping the bottom of the barrel -- but you will find some craigslist gold in the crusty stuff lurking down there.  Just be sure to have your trailer at the ready and be sure to look for the good ones that ran when they were last parked.  Like this 1989 Chrysler New Yorker offered for $400 in Vallejo, CA via craigslist.  Tip from Kaibeezy.

Friday The 13th: 1991 Chrysler New Yorker

It's Friday the 13th, so time for something scary.  This next car is going to curl the hairs on your neck/back-- and not just because it is parked outside of "Terrible Tom's Head Cheese & Pork Sausage" but because it appears to be straight out of an episode of the Twilight Zone.  Find this 1991 Chrysler New Yorker offered for $2,500 in Richmond, CA via craigslist.  Tip from Kaibeezy.

10k: XXL In The City: 1972 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham

 Big city life is horrible.  First, you are forced to live in tiny apartments only affordable because of draconian rent control rules that mean your neighbors pay 75 cents a month to live and the slumlord owners won't fix the hot water heater because he just replaced it in the 70s.  If living like a great white shark in a kiddy pool isn't bad enough, the streets outside are no better.  The main streets are are congested like the arteries of a baconivore, so you hop on the alleyways only to find they too have turned into mini bypasses filled with litter and hobos.  But the worst part is this; when you need to park a car.  Forget about finding a spot, particularly if your vehicle is large...and large means it's longer than a shoebox.  Will a Camry fit in that spot?  Probably not?  What about a classic Chrysler New Yorker that is as big as a whale?  Forget it, I'm moving to the country.  Find this 1972 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham offered for $8,500 in San Francisco, CA via craigslist.  Another Kaibeezy find.