Survive The Coronapocalypse: 1963 Kaiser M35a2 - 2.5 Ton-Deuce and a half

It seems I can't go 5 minutes without receiving an email from some company informing me that some event has been canceled, or that they are keeping their employees safe by keeping them away from me.  All this preparation for the coronapocalypse makes me want to do two things -- first I'm going to get a t-shirt printed that says "I survived the coronavirus and all I got was this lousy inheritance" and second, I need a good survival/bug-out vehicle. My first instinct was to go for something like this custom hunting truck built on an 84 Bronco chassis...but the passengers are way too exposed and it'll stick out in the sea of modern crossovers fleeing the zombie filled cities...and then I found this wicked Freightliner hospitality truck that is basically a class-8 RV on steroids...but that would be a huge target for the starving masses...what you need is something that is incognito.  Maybe a cool old firetruck, because even the most vicious criminals give firemen a break and you could put anything you wanted in that big tank and tell any potential thieves that it is fire retardant -- drinking water, gasoline, hand sanitizer, rum, honey, Oreo cookies, Albanian refugees, a small home office...with a vintage firetruck the world is your red pained oyster, my friend. Find this 1963 Kaiser M35a2 - 2.5 Ton-Deuce and a half  here on eBay bidding for $5500 reserve-not-met with $12k buy-it-now in Huntsville, UT with 6 days to go.

150k Miles Young: 2010 Infiniti M35

If you are big fan of the warbly exhaust note from Nissan's legendary VQ35 V6, you be tempted to get a late model Nissan 350Z or an Infiniti G35 coupe...but what if you want something with a decent sized backseat and a plush ride?  Don't worry, Nissan didn't forget about the needs of old people.  Find this 2010 Infiniti M35 here on eBay bidding for $2,950 with a few hours to go, located in Vienna, VA.

5k: 1969 Kaiser M109 Military Truck

It is a well known fact that ex-miliary vehicles make some of the best recreational vehicles...well maybe not a fact, but certainly a common thought amongst lunatics, survivalists and bitcoin currency advocates.  For those who spend as much time off road as on the silk road, this 1969 Kaiser M109A3 2.5 ton 6x6 military cargo van is something you should risk a trip to Chatsworth, CA and buy for $6000 (USD please, no digital currency please!).