1k: Henchmen Ride: 1966 Dodge Coronet 318 Sedan

Loyal henchmen willing to die in a gun fight with the police or at the treacherous hands of the bat-freak are difficult to find.  First, you've got to find some poor sap who is willing  to be loyal beyond a shadow of a doubt, follow your commands to the letter with no questions and step in front of bullets, knives or batarangs thrown in your general direction. Some of these poor idiots have families and per Evildoer guild regulation 2.1.1 you've got to have an orphan/widow slush fund setup for when these poor suckers get whacked.  For this reason I try to get my henchmen into a cheap vehicle that gives them the best chance of surviving a few crashes/gun fights but slow enough to not have them catch up with the Batmobile and get aced.  A classic Dodge Coronet fits the bill perfectly!  Find this 1966 Dodge Coronet 318 V8 sedan for sale in Escondido, CA for $1,500 via craigslist.

Welcome To The Joker's New And Improved Daily Turismo: 1972 Volkswagen Westfalia Camper Van

Joker here...listen up internet world, I've hacked DT...but not in the traditional computer programming sense of the word, no I hacked them up with a rusty hatchet and used the computers they leave unlocked and logged in and to take over these pages. I'm kicking off this little party with a feature of my T2 "Bay Window" Westy. Honestly I'd love to keep it, but I need the cash to buy some nitroglycerin to pack into a school bus filled with nuns as a trap for the Batman.  Actually, they aren't nuns, they are my loyal-to-death henchmen dressed as nuns and they will jump out of the bus with tommy guns to fill that black masked bandit full of lead, but I may just blow them up for fun if the Batman is within blast range.  Find my 1972 Volkswagen Westfalia Camper Van for sale in La Mesa, CA for $6,200 via craigslist.

5k Horrorod: 1987 Chevy Corvette - The Joker's Ride

The Joker is Batman's arch rival in DC Comics long running comic strip and has been played on screen by various folks including Cesar Romero, Jack Nicholson & Heath Ledger.  We couldn't have picked a more appropriate Joker mobile for Jack Nicholson than the C4 Corvette as it matches his aged, overweight, balding and grizzly character from the 1989 Batman movie.  This 1987 Chevy Corvette C4 Horrorod has an awesome Joker themed paint job and is for sale in Norfolk, VA for $6995 via craigslist.