
Imagine for a minute that you are the king of the Shady Acres Retirement Village. When curtain drops at 4:45pm for the
Thursday Night movie, you've got your pick of the able bodied hotties and you need a ride that will make those Depends drop. What you need is a hearing aid beige coupe with some 14-inch steel wheels covered by wire caps and shod in thin white stripe tires, with a luggage rack, landau top, and 6-inch wide chrome door strip, -- the ultimate cougar bait. Find this
1989 Mercury Cougar LS
currently bidding for $3,050 reserve-not-met on ebay in Warwick, NY with 4 days to go.