0k: Free To A Good Home: 1989 Volvo 244

The current owner of this car "violet" (the car's name, not the owner's) acquired it to use as a 24Hrs of LeMons car, but is now in over his head.  The previous owner chimed in on the forums and mentions the car just stopped running on the highway and hasn't moved on her own power since.  Rear window is busted and interior is shot...but..hey...free car...right?  Find this 1989 Volvo 244 sedan offered to a good home in Stamford, CT via 24hoursoflemons.com forums.

1k: Free Caribou Meat: 1987 Ford E350 Super Club Wagon Van, Rusty

They say that driving a car in Alaska is like owning an Italian car in any other part of the country.  Metal parts will rust immediately and for every twelve months of ownership you can only drive it for six.  Additionally, the only thing more prevalent than rusting carcasses in last frontier state of Alaska is freshly slaughtered caribou, so why not combine those two into one single craigslist ad?  Find this 1987 Ford Econoline Van with free caribou meat for sale in Anchorage, AK for $850 via craigslist.  Tip from ANCMatt.

Free: Used Witch Broom

You don't need to be a freegan to think this is a fantastic deal, but someone on craigslist posted this advertisment for a free used witch broom in New Hamshire.  Ad text follows:

FREE, the perfect ride for your mother in law or for some of you-your wife. I have only one available and cannot hold. This will be a first come-first serve basis. Great gas mileage, very little use, was parked most of the year under cover and only taken out in the cool month of October. Does not burn oil or leak fluids. No dents or even road blasting, everything works as it should, divorce forces placement. My loss is your gain! Happy halloween!