My Junk Is Burning, Man: 1997 Chevrolet S-10 Jensen Speedboat Art Car

In case you live under a rock (and YES, i do understand living under a rock with all the scary stuff out in the big wide world...this next thing being a case in point...anywho) there is this festival of drugs  and debauchery out in the Nevada desert that is called Burning Man...but should probably be called I spent a week in the desert blasted out of my gourde on methamphetamines and now I've got this rash and my junk is burning man...but that doesn't fit well on a bumper sticker.  But who am I to judge anyway...wait..I'm exactly the person to judge because I created a blog specifically to pass judgement on other people and their cars...yes.  Therefore, I judge this car...awesome, but overpriced.  Find this 1997 Chevrolet S-10 Boat Art Car offered for $8000 in Oakland, CA via craigslist. Tip from Hugh.

You Little Trucker: 1966 Austin Mini turned Kenworth

The long term effects of amphetamines and barbiturates, the tool of the 1970's trucker, and a dabble of LSD can be studied using this rolling Rorschach test. Likely devised while licking the last bit of truck-stop cheese grits from the bowl in a 4AM meth-and-Jolt induced fog, this rig, let's call it the Waste-ern Star, was comprised of one half Austin Mini and one half of a lifetime of bad decisions. Find this 1966 Austin Mini turned Peterbilt on craigslist in Dallas for an undisclosed price.

10k: This Is Why You Don't Paint Your Volvo While High On Bath Salts: 1973 Volvo 1800ES

"Drugs are bad, mmmkay." -- Counselor Mackey from South Park Elementary School.

Kids, listen up.  If someone ever offers you a jar full of blue pills or a bag full of something called "smack," just say no I'll think about it.  The thing is, some day you might have a well tuned paint gun, an air compressor, a selection of leftover rainbow paint supplies, and, critically, a vintage Volvo canvas.  Suddenly, that 35mm film capsule full of PCP that was undoubtedly smuggled in at least three persons butt cracks becomes an integral part of your afternoon and when I say afternoon, what I really mean is three days that end up with you forgetting the first two and naked in a desert running away from snakes that have human toe nails for scales and hiss the Swedish National anthem the bulk of the third.  When you return home, to what is left of your crumbled marriage, and head out to the garage you will find this 1973 Volvo 1800ES currently offered for $8,900 starting bid on ebay with 6 days to go, located in El Cajon, CA.  Tip from Rene C.