10k: Dumpster Driving: 1970 Saab 96 De Luxe

Someday you might find that you are a recently divorced college professor looking for a small place to call home.  If you feel the strange urge to live in a dumpster for a year (like this guy)...just don't do it.  It is a terrible idea. First, because of disease (have you looked at the inside of a dumpster with a black light -- it ain't pretty), and ultimately, because it isn't a good place to bring home a date.  Additionally, you should ditch the stupid glasses and bowtie because it isn't ironic/hip/retrol/cool, you just look like an idiot. Trust me, it doesn't help the Jaime Escalante wanna-be vibe you are trying to foster and you end up looking like the nerdy cousin of Weird Al Yankovic.  Knock it off.  Dress like a man.  If you really want to save the planet, look cool, and educate the masses, the only dumpster green thing you should consider spending any time inside is this 1970 Saab 96 offered for $12,995 in Laguna Beach, CA via craigslist.  Tip from Kaibeezy.

5k: You Want Fries With That? 1962 DKW Junior de Luxe

You might expect something called the DKW Junior Deluxe to come from an establishment that uses a pedophile clown, slutty heiress or creepy wax statue monarch for a spokesman, but the Junior Deluxe was an automobile built from 1959 to 1965 by Auto Union AG.  It is also one of the most unconventional 60's cars you will ever find that will have Saab 96 owners scratching their heads in confusion.  Find this 1962 DKW Junior de Luxe currently bidding for $9,500 with less than one day to go (zero bids), located in Spain.