8k: Mean Green Mother from Outer Space: 1995 Audi Ur-S6 Avant

Next time your local theater runs "Little Shop of Horrors" go see it. Or at least rent/stream/legally download the Rick Moranis and Steve Martin 1986 movie version. Between shoe-tapping Broadway showstoppers, a Motown vibe, and a welcomed absence of Tim Burton direction, the cult-ish thriller musical comedy posits a compelling ethical theme. A poor flower shop employee finds a mysterious plant with a penchant for drawing crowds, but has one drawback: It feasts on human flesh. Do you literally pour out blood, sweat, and tears to support a wonderfully green beast? Is it worth the sacrifice? Find this 1995 Audi Ur-S6 Avant in Orlando, FL for $7,500 via craigslist.

5k: Ur-Fast: 1993 Audi S4

 The Ur-S4 (Ur short for Ursprünglich or original in German) was the first hot version of an Audi sedan to wear the S4 badge, but it wasn't based on the A4.  Instead it used the Audi 100 platform which was eventually renamed the A6 and the Ur-S4 became the Ur-S6.  It doesn't really matter, but if you want an early 90s German car with some oomph, picking up a Ur-S4/S6 isn't a bad way to go.  Find this 1993 Audi S4 offered for $7,250 buy-it-now offered for in Kansas City, MO with 1 day to go on eBay.

3k: Ursprünglich Gangtsa: 1993 Audi Ur-S4

The C4 generation Audi S4 was the first car to wear the S4 badge and as such is commonly called the Ur-S4, Ur being short for Ursprünglich or original in German.  Audi was nipping at the heels of BMW and Mercedes in the sport/luxury sedan segment, and when introduced in 1991 the S4 added a well needed dose of fun to Audi's lineup of dull and under-steer prone sedans.  Find this 1993 Audi Ur-S4 for sale in Valley Village, CA for $3,000 obo via bimmerforums.com