Lil' Alfa: 1979 Alfa Romeo Alfetta GT

The great Peter Egan once wrote a Side Glances column about how he and some friends used beer & pizza as a common measuring unit.  Twenty years ago, a friend and I used Alfa Romeo Alfettas as our common measuring unit.  We established that at that time, an Alfetta had the US Dollar equivalent of 1,000.  Then, when someone said they bought a new car for $25,000, we would exclaim "Wow, that's 25 Alfettas!".  The rising tide of classic car values has lifted even rusty, old Italian barchetta's and it seems to be time to come up with a new measuring unit.  Find this 1979 Alfa Romeo Alfetta GT for sale in Renton, WA for $13,000 via craigslist.
Tip from Fuel Truck.

Alfa Menagerie: Alfa Romeo Collection in Savannah, TN

What is the difference between a collector and hoarder?  What makes one group of cars a collection and another a menagerie?  Why would you let cool old cars rot outside for years until they are pretty much worthless for anything other than parts cars?  I don't have the answers, but this ad sure begs the questions.  Find this Alfa Romeo Collection for sale in  Savannah, TN for $1 (price on request) via craigslist.

$OverPriced: Limo Bob and the Four Horsemen of the Douchepocalypse Feature a Fake Rolls Limo

Welcome to another edition of Wasteland Wednesday, Riddler style!  We've featured some heinous atrocities from Limo Bob and the Four Horsemen of the Douchepocalypse before, but this Lincoln Towncar gussied up as a Rolls Royce Phantom is a new low and for sale on ebay for $29k.  We would say bit thanks to tip from Scot, alerting us to the LimoBob item....but hold the applause until after you see this thing...