Fairbanks to anywhere in the continental US is an eternity in a 90-year-old vehicle. Rest assured by the end of the trip - 4,367 miles to my house, anyway - you and the ol' Dodge would be best friends or worst enemies, should you survive at all. Depending on the hand you were dealt, it could take so long that you end up needing a green card for re-entry. Find fodder for a questionable road trip, a 1927 Dodge Sedan for sale in Fairbanks, AK for $4,000 via craigslist. Tip from Zach