Pull My Haflinger: 1969 Steyr-Daimler-Puch Haflinger Pathfinder X2

Do you think a Pinzgauer High Mobility All Terrain Vehicle is gonna get you street cred at the next hipster convention? Sure, it might...but everybody has one. What you need is to go uber-meta.  Pre-pre.  Re-imagine your paradigm and become the meta-hipster that you think you are. What you need is something less reliable, slower, more likely to kill you in a 5mph crash with a bag of mashmallows than the Pinzguaer -- what you need is a Haflinger.  Find this pair of 1969 Steyr-Daimler-Puch Haflinger Pathfinders here on eBay bidding for $2,015 reserve-not-met located in Surrey, BC, Canada.

No Puking Here Buddy: 1973 Steyr Puch Pinzgauer 710M

If you roll up to the school drop off zone with a used Land Rover, everybody judges you. Many will assume you are some rich show off, those in-the-known might guess (correctly) that half the power features don't work and the bumper is held together with zipties, but most people will dismiss your oddness and get on with life.  Show up with a Steyr Puch Pinzgauer and people might guess you are part of a citizens militia, but they certainly won't dismiss you oddness. Find this 1973 Steyr Puch Pinzgauer offered for $14,000 near Denver, CO.