Look, I get it, everybody thinks Porsche drivers are pricks. It is a joke that has gone far beyond its original conception, and the horse corpse has been thoroughly flogged. Seriously, I have known
dozens...a handful...a few at
least one 911 owner who is a great guy and not just because his tan is
so fabulous, but because he genuinely cares for other people. Sure, he
might call them "the poors," but he tips well and has great hair. So, yeah, I joke about the Porshupine...but to build an entire custom car just to ridicule the friendless/wifeless/mistressless/kidless life of a Porsche 911 driver...is really going a bridge too far. Find this 2011 Porsche 911 Cabrio bidding
here on eBay
for $1,000 reserve-not-met with 7 days to go, located in Miami, FL.
What were you doing 12 years ago? And more importantly, what were you driving? Probably not a $80k+ Porsche 911, but if you did drive it for 150k miles, you might end up selling it for an almost $60k loss...which would be like throwing away a Corvette Z06 that you purchased new. But for the guy who was driving a used 70s van or a Camaro for the past decade, now is your chance to get a 997 for the price of a new Honda Civic. Find this 2005 Porsche 911 Carrera 997 offered here on eBay for $22,995 buy-it-now located in Costa Mesa, CA with 19 days to go.
