We've found the perfect vehicle for attending the next Anthony Wiener New York mayoral campaign event. This 1996 vintage Oscar Mayer Weinermobile pedal car is for sale in Colton, CA for $150 via craigslist. Three quarters of a horsepower is all the best athlete will ever be able to produce for very short bursts, and able to sustain about one third. No need to worry about 0-60mph stats as it will barely exceed 10mph with Lance Armstrong hooked up to an IV of HGH, codine and scotch.
Saturday, June 29, 2013
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"Lance Armstrong hooked up to an IV of HGH, codine and scotch"
ReplyDeleteLMAO, you guys are great!
Hot dog!!!!!!
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